If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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