I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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