What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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