I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
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