Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
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