i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
