I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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