You can't motorboat a personality
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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