I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Couch. On fire.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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