Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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