Where is the hickey?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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