Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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