anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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