If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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