It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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