her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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