she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
