Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just blew my weed a kiss
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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