it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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