yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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