We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
