It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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