hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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