After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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