Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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