I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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