Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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