i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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