did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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