how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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