nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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