is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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