i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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