we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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