I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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