That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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