At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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