Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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