My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
