Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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