Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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