I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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