I need help removing her.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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