You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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