i just identified you from a description of your pipe
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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