the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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