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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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