i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???