I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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