I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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