it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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