After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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