the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Never underestimate the power of titties
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