its not stalking. its research.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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