Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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