She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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