I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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