There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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